Funny poet - Em Lynas
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As well as writing funny poetry and fiction
I'm the author of the Action Words Reading Scheme A kinaesthetic approach to teaching high frequency words. |
The Truth About MeI love to eat cake.
I never drink tea. I talk as I walk And I live by the sea. I don't live in a flat. I have a whole house. I don't have a dog or hamster or mouse. I love to draw birds. I never do sums. I like chocolate biscuits and always drop crumbs. I sleep in a bed. I never sleep in. I have a moustache and hairs on my chin. LIES! I can stand on one foot For a year and a day. I can talk to a horse in the language of neigh. I'm really a giant. I'm twenty feet tall. If you stood next to me you would feel very small. I can ski on the moon. I can swim through the stars. And I’m really the queen of the planet of Mars. (truth!) |